GRINGO North VOL. 2 ED. 15 SEPTEMBER 21 TH, 2015 NO BAD NEWS Priceless.com Dump Dogs Get A Still Worse Day The lady doggies will be greatful, the men dogs, not so much There s a sad place up the hill on the other side of the highway, not too far from the Baja Animal Sanctuary. It is a common place for people to dump unwanted dogs, and since it is near the city dump, maybe people think that s the appropriate place to dump dogs? The BY OPHELIA PAYNE city dump? I have yet to find anyone willing to cop to this dastardly act of abandonment, but it is a fact of life. Somebody s doing it. The social structure of the dog community is defined by who is accepted by the pack of previously dumped dogs and who is not. The dogs that are not accepted have no place to g o b u t down the hill to the Baja Animal Sanctuary. Jaime Victorio lives and works at the shelter and is director of operations, The Sanctuary, or BAS as it referred to, was founded by Sunny Benedict way back in 1997 and now has 400 barking, tail wagging residents. They even have some cats. The BAS tries to turn no one away. BAS is supported by donations with long standing funding from people in the community as well as adoption events in San Diego. Their need is great. Robin Gunther is the driving force behind spay and neuter in Baja and holds monthly free and low cost sterilization clinics, greatly reducing the number of strays in our community. She was looking for a place to hold her September spay and neuter, so she called Jaime asking for the use of BAS and heard an earful from Jaime about the long line of dogs walking towards him from the dump. BAS was full but Jamie began taking them anyway to ease the pain of these poor dogs. BAS only adopts out spay and neutered animals so their facility was offered to Robin for her sterylization clinic. Together these two people put together the September program of spay and neuter of Baja dump dogs. The dump is overrun with dogs reproducing more like CONTINUED ON PAGE 6 The Lowdown On SENTRI Passes It s not easy to get, and they are quick to yank it away It was a Monday afternoon and the border lanes were long, but the SENTRI lane looked like it would be a breeze. It s my first time driving in the SENTRI lane, and I confidently rolled up to the booth. I handed my Global Entry (GE) card (A Trusted Travelers program which includes SENTRI) to the Customs Border Protection (CBP) officer, and my buddy handed BY NICOLE MAC INTYRE over his passport. Do you have a Global or SENTRI card, sir? the CBP officer asked my buddy. No, he replied. Screetch to a stop. Nearly an hour passed while we cooled our heels, until finally a border officer approached to explain, You re in violation of SENTRI program rules because the passenger in your vehicle does CONTINUED ON PAGE 4 We might have to resort to crossing like this if Sentri doesn t lighten up a little
2.COM September 21 th, 2015 Forbes visits Baja. The Mexican edition of Forbes magazine visited our cool state for four days, recently, digging up stories for the magazine. The tourism office took them around the state to see the main attractions we have to offer, like downtown Tijuana, the wine valley of Ensenada, a hot air balloon ride, and several art galleries and restaurants. Geeze! They treat these people like they re royalty and you would think they would throw a bone to this poor writer, but no! We are dust on their shoes. We don t even get so much as a bus ride, much less a balloon ride. In other tourist news Our chief of tourism, Oscar Escobedo, announced that Baja has Subscribe!! or we ll throw the kitty under the bus Go to page 4 Que Pasa in Baja? BY OLIVER QUINTERO recorded the highest hotel occupancy rate since 2007 in each and every tourist city, and in the first semester of 2015 we already recorded a million more foreign visitors than last year. And did Forbes bring us any of those people? No! And did the GG keep all those people informed and entertained? You bet we did! Santiago and I are pretty tired of being chopped liver around here. Binational Police Intelligence. Baja Public Security Chief Daniel de la Rosa met with the directors of the LA CLEAR (Los Angeles Regional Criminal Information Clearinghouse) in order to establish intelligence systems to combat crime on both sides of the border. De La Rosa said Baja has been cooperating extensively with U.S. authorities in the matter of bad Gringos and that 925 foreign criminals, who were trying to hide in Baja, have been captured since 2002. Erick Bundle, director of LA CLEAR, and De La Rosa agreed to work together in order to bring down organized crime of all kinds, especially drug cartels and groups dedicated to gun and people trafficking. FYI Foreigners, (that s you, Bunky,) wanted in the United States and found and detained here, go right back to the States on the next plane or car, with no court appearance and no extradition hearing. It s all up to local authorities if they want to get rid of them, and they always do. They only allow Mexicans to fight extradition. Mexico doesn t want your garbage. Ensenada wins. Just last STORE YOUR BOAT FOR PEANUTS! We ll bring your boat to our storage and have it ready when you need it for only $69. 24 hr security 99 monthly or $3. 50 per day. Up to 34 ft. boats Self-Storage Units Available Call (646) 149-9186 www.elparianselfstorage.com Esmeralda #722-C, Valle Dorado, Ensenada On a septic tank truck: Yesterday s Meals on Wheels month in the annual Cerveza Mexico competition in Mexico City, the Wendlandt brewery from Ensenada won the Best Brewey in Mexico award. Besides that, brewers from Baja took home a total of 16 medals. Jose Estrada, head of the Baja brewers association, said this only confirms that Baja is producing quality beer. The Cerveza Mexico event was held at the World Trade Center of Mexico City, with around 150 participants from professional and amateur breweries. All the beers are graded by international judges certified by the Beer Judge Certification Program. How do you apply for that job? We wouldn t mind studying for that certicication. But they probably don t take us chopped liver for students. More tourism police. Ensenada just reinforced their tourism police with three new cops added. The local police chief said that in response to the growing number of tourists visiting Ensenada, more cops were needed. We have heard a lot of complaints from business owners downtown regarding their concern about the number of people approaching nice tourist families pushing drugs, our top cop said. Another common complaint is the pushy retail store clerks who come out on the street and accost passers by, imploring them to come in. the problem is it happens every 10 feet, and these guys won t take no for an answer. By the time a tourist is half way down a block they re sick of it, and get rude, causing the clueless, (are they really?) store hustlers to get rude right back. My feeling is they know they re being dicks, they just do it to amuse themselves. Same thing happens in Lobster Town. It s not good for tourism and nobody seems to care. San Quintin wants a Guinness. A record that is, not the beer. At this year s clam festival, San Quintin is trying to get a Guinness record for the big- CONTINUED ON PAGE 7 GRINGO Published bi-monthly in Vista, CA and distributed in Mexico & The United States by Enojoso Publicaciones S.A. de C.V. Northern Baja 044 (646) 179-4599 Cabo San Lucas (624) 143-5750 & 143 0865 United States 303 Magnolia Dr. Laguna Beach, CA, 92651 Ph. 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September 21 th, 2015.COM 3 Mariachis And Folk Dancers To Benefit Kids This is one of the more interesting charity benefits. These performers are at the top of their game World class mariachis and famous folk dancing troupes will perform for us in support of the Boys and Girls Club of Rosarito in early October. This great tradition was started only five years ago and it has been expanding every since. It now is able to attract the best performers in the finest traditions of Mexican culture. The Rosarito Boys & Girls Club serves children 6 to 16 of working parents, who are at risk of falling into anti-social conduct for lack of adult supervision, by establishing an after school care center BY TOM EMANUEL The festival this year will start with workshops teaching kids ten years old and up the fundamentals and the niceties of mariachi music and of folk dances. Supporters have already donated more than 100 musical instruments to the The Boys and Girls Club, including everything from guitars, to violins, to tambourines and even a harp. The club also boasts a piano on which children can bang out their favorite tunes. Over 200 kids are expected to attend these workshops and the goal is to have an instructor for each class of 15 kids. Rosy Torres and the staff of The Boys and Girls Club are just glowing with excitement as they prepare to host the stars of their culture. The Mariachi Divas, a well known troupe from L.A., and the winners of two Grammies, are coming again this year. Also, the Mariachi Nuevo Tecalitlan from Jalisco who are practically worshipped throughout Mexico, will be here. (But then the patron saint of narcos is practically worshipped, too,) Also flying in from Mexico City to add star power to the festival will be Rigoberto Alfaro. He is a famous master of the musical arts in Mexico. He has been a performer, guitarist, composer, arranger, artistic director, and music teacher to entire generations of musical performers The Boys and Girls Club of Rosarito Beach is patterned after the Boys & Girls Club of America and is a non-profit organization that gets no help from the government through out Mexico, and in many other Latin countries as well. He has been a living foundation of the Mexican musical world for more than 63 years now. The festival will also feature Ballet Folklorico Tapatio. They have troupes in Oceanside, California, Tucson, Arizona and in Jalisco, Mexico. But the festival does not only sport Mariachi groups and dances performed by folk dancing troupes, it also will feature Martinez other types of music that people in Rosarito love. There will be banda, norteno, and rock music. In addition, the Baja Cowboys will perform. The festival will run for four days, September 30th through October 3rd, at the Rosarito Beach Hotel. The workshops for the youngsters will take place over three days on September 30th and October 1st and 2nd at the Boys and Girls Club. There will be classes for four levels of achievement. On the 30th the international groups will play in various restaurants throughout Rosarito from Projects Licenses Blueprints Permits Construction Remodeling Painting Roofing de Baja CONSTRUCTION SPECIALISTS Residential Commercial Industrial Plumbing Floors Architectural Design...and more Serving Both Bajas Since 1985 Sculptures In: Marble, Onyx & Cantera Stone Call Us To :(01152661) 6124499 Or Visit Our Showroom Free Rd. Tijuana -Ensenada Km.40.5 Email: martinezartsinc@hotmail.com 6 8 pm. On October 1st at 5 pm there will be a press conference and an induction into the Hall of Fame. In addition there With our comprehensive prevention mode we wish to create real impact on Reducing crime and substance abuse and Improving the quality of life of local children and young people will be Cocktails With The Stars starting at 7:00 pm. Then the festival itself will take place on the 2nd and 3rd of October CONTINUED ON PAGE 6 Ask a Mexican This Week s Question is, What would you do if you were president? 1. Carlos Hernández. Living in Baja for 12 years. Maintenence manager. First of all, I would lower income fight poverty and hunger. Every Mexican should have food and a decent place to live. 2. Raúl Lerma Car- or apartments for all the people. I would help young students with scholarships which would be a good way to end the problem of cash, so they could afford it and enjoy the extra classes. At the same time give them opportunities to work with dignity. So, with my power puters and opportunities to learn another language, like French, German, and English. For the women, I would give them better good education, security and healthcare for all the citizens. I would find a way to create more jobs, so the poverty would end. 1 2 3 4 5 6 taxes to 8%. The rich people would pay more. The richest and the investors should pay at least 10%. Also, I would write and reform a law so that no children are kept from receiving an education. I would flood the technology field with more resources, and not allow brilliant minds to go work in other countries. Instead, I would pay them a good salary, so they could continue their studies and research with more enthusiasm, and so our nation would have more industry. And the most important subject: razco. Living in Baja for 17 years. High school student. I would tell the people what I would like to do and ask them to help me. Do not increase taxes and pay a good salary for every worker, no matter if it is a man or woman. Do not let children work at all. They have the right to be a child, with quality education, to have a good future, helping the country with their knowledge and later working in excellent factories or industries. So people would have more work. I would build more paved streets, better street lights, and build decent houses children on the streets. 3. Edgar Santos. Living in Baja for 11 years. Gas station attendant. I would support all the junior and senior high school students, so they would not turn away in contempt. Out of every 50 students who start school, only about 20 finish their studies. I would give them the best teachers and professors, and I would increase activities such as photography and painting, so they would have more interest in staying in school. Also I would lower the enrollment fees. That way, the students would have a little bit of as a president, I would ask companies to make space for the graduates to start practicing what they are studying. 4. Lorenzo García. Living in Baja for seven years. Manager at a lighting store. I would support the working class, those who work in factories, in the fields, in agriculture or production, the places where our resources come from. I would give them a good salary, so they could work with enthusiasm. I would look very closely at the children in elementary and junior high school, to make sure they have com- treatment with no exceptions, like any other human being. I would make reforms that would not cause damage to poor people. 5. Rafaél Imperial Herrera. Living in Baja for 13 years. Palapero (builder of palm tree roofs). I would make the women (like an obligation), wear skirts instead of pants. They are not men. They should be absolutely feminine. Mostly the teachers should have to be an example for the students. Now, they dress like if they were going for a carnival contest. That is why there are so many young single mothers. I would demand My government would give much more help to the rural areas. They are the basis for food in our country. 6. Guillermo García. Living in Baja for nine years. Attorney. Honestly I would not want to have that injunctive. Whatever I would try to do, like a supreme commander, people would never be happy. So I think I am a better father, better husband, and a better professional just the way I am today, helping the people around me, without so many stupid and sick laws.
4.COM September 21 th, 2015 Did Anybody See These Little Carts With Mexican Flags? It s for the holiday, and we don t even want to know that you don t even know which holiday this is As in any other country our Mexican flag is a big deal for us. But more so here. We would not wear the bandera of the country holiday as a swmming suit for crying out loud, and we don t understand how you can desecrate your flag like that. BY ALEJANDRA SARACHAGA We even have to memorize an oath to the flag and the meaning of its colors when we are in elementary school. These carts with patriotic memorabelia, (OK, cheap trinkets), have come over from the mainland for the The current Mexican flag was officially adopted in 1968, but the basic design has been around since 1821. Our flag has changed betty s Authentic American Burgers Simply stated - the real deal KM 28 on the Free Road. Almost across the street of the purple motel. Ph. (661) 116 6120. Closed Mondays 13 times since then. Kinda like our constitution, it s a fluid thing. White meant the purity of the Catholic faith, red for the merging of Spaniards and indigenous, and green for the independence from Spain movement. But when Benny Juarez became president he changed the meaning because he also established a law which made the country secularized, meaning that no religion will be official and schools should not teach religion. He did this because the Catholic church was meddling in politics and had backed the wrong man when Juarez rose to power. So Juarez clipped the churches wings. At that time the colors came to be green for hope, white for unity and red for the blood shed by the national heroes. All this is to emulate Padre Miguel Hidalgo, the father of independence, who grabbed a Virgin of Guadalupe banner, waved it around like crazy and yelled out Viva Mexico, and calling for independence. So here is where the carritos are explained. You could buy all kinds of holiday paraphernalia off those little carts that spring up around town at this time of year. Those are little carts, or Carritos. Hung on these green, white, and red carts you will find Mexican flags of course, in all sizes and for all purposes, to decorate your house, your office, your car, or yourself. There are also whistles, trumpets, stickers, and even dresses for little girls. There are Mexican dolls, bobby pins, and the image of St. Jude and the Guadalupe Virgin decorated with the colors of the Mexican flag. Green, white and red, pay attention! There are also clappers, fake mustaches, necklaces, earrings, pinwheels, key chains, and more. And the prices are fair; they go from 20 pesos all the way up to 350 pesos for the biggest flag. 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Different lanes require different types of documentation for entry into church Christmas In October by Rosarito Christian Church Gently used clothing, general household stuff, sporting goods, tools, home décor, new and gently used jewelry, possibly some kids stuff - lots of treasures for treasure hunters, all at reasonable prices and all to benefit 4 local ministries. This is a fun family event with bake sale, tacos, kids activities, and more. KM 42.6 on the Free Road. Sat. October 24-10AM-1PM Info: Diana Dalton dianadalton6@gmail.com the U.S. Standard lanes are for the general public. Each traveler must either have a valid passport booklet or card. Sunday evening is a peak crossing time, and travelers CONTINUED ON PAGE 9 SUBSCRIBE GRINGO Yes! Yes! Sign Me Up! It's not gonna be my fault the kitty got tossed under the bus! 6 Months 2nd Class Mail (13 Issues) -$45 12 Months 2nd Class Mail (26 Issues) - $65 Send Your Dinero To The Gringo Gazette and save the kitty! 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September 21 th, 2015.COM 5 What s Going On In This Country? I thought I would entertain you with a little drawing I made for my girlfriend Fluffy. That s her with her back towards you, and it s a picure of me and the Flufster messing around on the computer. (That s my pet name for her, get it?) Well, actually, I m messing around on the computer while Fluffy is admiring my computer skills. And, I didn t really sell the dog on ebay although I could if there would be any takers, ja ja ja! Our Druggies Can t Do Anything Right. Aren t our Mexican druggies supposed to be cracker jack at growing, manufacturing, and selling drugs? Aren t our guys the most bad ass head choppers in the world? Then just what are we doing importing 436 lbs of cocaine from those stumble bums in Colombia?? 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One tap was followed by a spill that spread over a five-kilometer stretch, reaching a river and affecting at least 18 farms and ranches, where cattle are drinking contaminated water. The sickening smell of gasoline has been present for at least First in Rosarito, first in service Since 1971 Let us pay pay your household bills on your behalf. Easy set up Need A Restaurant? There s an app for that Rosarito Restaurants Dozens of different types to choose from, from San Antonio Del Mar to La Mision, on your Android phone or tablet. Just click on Play Store, and search for Rosarito Restaurants. Apple version coming later. Contact us to recommend restaurants or for info about how to be included. email: wishyouwerehereinrosarito@gmail.com BY SANTIAGO VERDUGO four days and extends down the river as the leak flows. Producers and farmers in both towns say they reported the smell and possible contamination of the creek, but they claim that Pemex representatives took their sweet time to respond. Pemex personnel, however, allege that their slow response was due to the locals impeding their access to the compromised pipeline, demanding reparations before officials could even start mopping up. Says ranch owner Leticia Salas Bernal: They [Pemex] are the ones who contaminated, they should be the ones to clean up. But the clean-up should not last a week because the creeks and rivers remain polluted months after the spill, affecting my pasture and farm lands. Whoa, Nellie, it was the gas thieves who are responsible, did you ever think of dropping a dime when you saw them cruise into your range? Of course not. Just 20 minutes away from that spill, another illegal tap into the pipeline was detected, spilling 90,000 liters of gasoline into the Boca del Monte lagoon, After two days of work, Pemex personnel were able to retrieve 48,000 liters. The rest sank into the environment and was stolen by all the neighbors who piled on. Mexicans love their Facebook. Mexicans are among the world s most social population. CEPAL, the United Nations Economic Commission for Latin America and the Caribbean, found that as of 2013, 78% of Mexican Internet users participated in social media networks, which was even more than in the US/Canada, which claimed only 65%. Based on Facebook users, Mexico is in 5 th place overall, at 44.4 million users. (The U.S. leads the way with 151.8 million users but we re three times the population). Facebook was found to be the most popular network (145 million users), followed by ShareThis, Linked In, Twitter and Taringa. Latin America/Caribbean users also spent more time on individual sites, averaging 17 minutes per site visit, although the U.S. and Europe led the world with their monthly total of hours spent online. Other sites of interest to Latin Americans were news and e- commerce sites, but online banking was at the bottom of the list. Well, that makes sense, many Mexicans are still hiding their savings under the mattress, afraid of another devastating devaluation of the peso. Mexicans are learning to fly. Travel by air continues to grow in Mexico at the expense of the bus lines, whose fares in many cases are higher than those of the airlines. 20 years ago, just 0.9% of Mexicans traveled by air, a figure that has risen to 1.8%, according to estimates by the Secretariat of Communications and Transportation. The number of people who have traveled by plane grew Phone It or Text It In You can call or text Oliver at (646) 179 4599 Mail It In You can mail it along with your check to: Oliver Quintero, PMB-80 PO BOX 189003, Coronado, CA, 92178 Make check payable to Gringo Gazette Email It In You can email it to oliver@gringogazette.com How easy are those choices? Hint: Very easy. Cost is only 80 cents a word, and that includes posting your ad in our online version as well as the printed edition. We do take credit cards. 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More Mexicans are discovering the advantages of air travel, according to the airlines, which estimate that during the past year 27% of their passengers 877,480 people were traveling by plane for the first time Canada still closed to Mexicans. Bernard Trottier, a candi- a plus. Me, famous and well paid newspaper columnist, quite handsome. Call 646 179 4599 and ask for Santiago. CALL ME FOR GREAT BAR- GAINS on houses, lots and rentals! bill s baja bargains 760-554-4238 mex:01646-1550029 gracias! MOBILE HOME 4 SALE 24 x64, 2x4ConstructionGoodRoof, 2BR2BA, HugeKitchenGreat- Room/LR. 805-2050395, 646-1258785 date in the October 19 federal election, has said that Mexico has not met socioeconomic requirements to qualify for the lifting of the visa rule, which was implemented in 2009. At the time it was explained that bogus refugee claims by Mexican citizens were the reason for imposing the visa requirement, which was expected to be a temporary measure, but nobody believed that then or now. Too many Mexicans were arriving on vacation, taking a look at the generous social benefits and choosing to remain and going on the dole. Every Mexican official since then has complained about this, even to the point of straining diplomatic relations. But the need for obtaining a visa remains. Trottier said that under the criteria Canada uses to judge whether a visa should be required, Mexico does not qualify. We hope that in the future it will, as is the case with Chile, but it does not meet those CONTINUED ON PAGE 10
6.COM September 21 th, 2015 DUMP DOGS GET A STILL... continued from page 1 bunnies than dogs, and adding to the already grave situation. The big problem was that Jaime can t catch them. The residents of the dump, (yes people live at the dump, shifting through it for treasures to sell), felt that the dogs were theirs and didn t want to give them up but when it was explained to them that the dogs would be brought back after they were patched up and sterilyzed, they reluctantly agreed and rounded them up and handed them over. The first clinic was held at The GG is proud to serve as a bed for these doggies who are recovering from sterilization. Well, not happy about being used this way, but still proud to do our part, be it ever so humble All Natural Smoothies, Salads, Sandwiches, Juices, Bagels, Crepes & Frappuccinos SMOOTHIE Tuesday 2 REG. x $3.50 On the free road K38. 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Dr. Rebeca Serano preped the patients for surgery, Alexander Guzman was responsible for anesthesia and antibiotic injections. Preop scrubbing and shaving of the surgical site was next while Kerry and Astrid filled out the forms for each dog and aided in the recovery ward. This was once again a true group effort. It was also important to show the dump people what can be done into the circle of communication. Every community is unique and we have the scale and depth to take care of every one of those special needs. Beyond board meetings, accounting and budgeting, we take care of the things that you see and experience every day. We make sure the flower beds look fresh. We hire trained and licensed security personnel (and make sure the to keep the dog population manageable both for the dogs benefit as well as our own. Trust has been created with the residents of the dump who will again help rouond them up for the next clinic which will be in October, with another in November. When I first arrived in Rosarito, I saw packs of stray dogs almost on every street corner. This is no longer the case and a lot of the reason is Robin is teaching animal appreciation and care classes at the Boys and Girls Club, as well as in the schools. She takes her Collie Charlie who is a big hit with the kids. It is hoped that the next generation of Mexicans will have a new attitude towards the responsibility we all have towards animals and that they might even impart some of their new knowledge to their parents. It s a work in progress., MARIACHIS AND FOLK... continued from page 3 where the public will be invited to attend. The Inauguration and international concert, called the Extravaganza Concert will take place from 6-10 pm on Friday the 2 nd of October. The next gates work properly too!). We even perform association and homeowner maintenance via Associa OnCall. We ensure the board that all properties are up to the community s expectations. The list goes on, and we are there to be responsive to phone calls, emails and online requests via Associa Access. It s a sense of professional service that we are proud to perform; it is our job to be knowledgeable and responsive, providing our Five Star Service for all clients, and we take that job very seriously. It is our goal at Associa to provide the best return on your association s investment and for your residents to see that value every time they come home across every property we serve. Rosarito Beach Office: Land line (664) 631-3331 Cell: (664)389-6493 Southern Baja: US 214 295 6245 Toll Free 1 (888) 613 2059 Email: info@associamexico.com U.S. 5401 N. Central Expressway Dallas, TX 75205. 800 808 4882. www.associaonline.com Kids clowning around at the Boys & Girls Club of Rosarito Beach day will see the international herself is mobbed by the kids competition starting at 10:00 am every time she steps through the and running until 4 pm. Groups doors. She has a kind, encouraging word for each of them and will compete for a grand prize of $5,000 USD. teases them unmercifully which But who started this festival? Rosy Torres said that ironically it thelighthousebaja@msn.com Ph. 646 227 4300 was proposed by a Norte Americano, Gil Sperry, who has lived 646 227 0161 646 227 4301 here for 17 years and has been described as, an American who thinks he s a Mexican. Gil has been a great supporter of the Boys KM 58.8 Free Road Tij-Ens and Girls Club and has devoted many hours of his time to helping the kids succeed. He is well loved by the children and the staff. Rosy Great Food! Great Drinks! Great Prices! Great View! they just love. She is extremely busy, and so are all the staff, this time of year, getting all the thousands of details about the festival just right. The growth of this festival has been phenomenal. In the last four years they have raised 5,000, 11,000, 21,000, and 42,000 dollars net of expenses for support of the Club. They are hoping to do even better this year because their dream is to build a brand new expanded clubhouse in the next couple of years. They have already acquired the land and they are in the process of amassing the funds needed to start construction. CONTINUED ON PAGE 11
September 21 th, 2015.COM 7 Fish Report BY GARY GRAHAM Fish Killer Of The Week Coronado Islands The best bite for yellowtail and bonito is on the weather side of North Island at the South and passports) and the sea lions, you ll have a grand ol time catching the yellowtail. Also notable is the occasional wahoo hooked seeking more variety and fewer sea lions. Ensenada The action remains as hot The Best Deal on Rosarito s Coast Starting at 200K Experience the Grand and Splendor Rocky Cairnes and his friends couldn t believe their luck in landing this trophy-sized wahoo seldom seen this far north. 1 866 323 3969 www.lajollareal.com On the free road to Tijuana #3114 Blvd. Popotla, Rosarito End; big schools of yellowtail are roaming around and are responding to fly-lined sardines and top water iron. If you can get past the Mexican Navy (you must have all necessary permits Resort Lifestyle on Oceanfront Condos and landed by anglers trolling Rapalas for yellowtail near North Island. A few miles outside of the islands are yellowfin tuna, dorado and a few marlin for those anglers We re Mexico s First Green Port! Ensenada, the only deep-water port on the Baja Peninsula, has been named Mexico s first green port. A green port is on that is environmentally conscious. As if ports had a conscious. The green certification has been given to Ensenada because we comply with national and international laws regarding environmental management and port sustainability. And we keep emission of pollutants to a minimum. We re not saying we don t emit any, but we do keep them to a minimum so you hardly notice. The certification program is operated by ECO Sustainable Logic Chain, a foundation that develops environmental management tools for ports all over the world. Oh oh. We see a conflict here. So the company that gives out the gold stars is also a company that can be hired to get a port qualified for a gold star. Hmmmm... To qualify for this gold star, a port must prepare an environmental policy, describe how environmental management is implemented and provide an overview of environment aspects of the port area. And guess who can do all that for the port s management? Yup. We re not saying we don t deserve it, we re just saying what if we didn t hire this company to help us out? Would we still have earned our star? Just asking., as the weather. Salsipuedes and Todos Santos Island are both producing limits of calico bass and yellowtail plus bonito and barracuda. Farther offshore from Banda Bank, Hidden Bank and Soledad Bank are holding pelagics including yellowfin tuna, skipjack, a few wahoo, striped marlin as well as dorado beneath the kelp paddies. Along the coast, at San Miguel Reef there are limits of rockfish on the bottom and a mix of yellowtail and calico bass on the surface for the local sportboats out of Ensenada. San Quintin Rocky Cairnes and friends get together every year for a combo surf/fish trip to celebrate the life of their fishing buddy who passed away. Last year they honored him by crushing the tanker seabass and this year they honored him with a 50 pound wahoo. Captain George spotted three fish while throwing iron from the bow; he quickly changed to trolling rapalas and marauders and had a double hook-up one fell off and the other was boated. Fish were in clean, 74-degree water at the 240 Rock, commented Captain Kelly Catian. Plus there were some large dorado in the area. Bahia Los Angeles While the dorado dominated and yellowtail cooperated for visiting anglers, some couldn t resist snorkeling with whale sharks on Bahia close to the Rincon area., QUE PASA IN BAJA?... continued from page 2 gest clam cocktail with a 1,100 pounder. It looks like these days the Guinness people are making up ever weirder categories, so why not? The festival, called Almejazo 2015, will be held October 3 rd at the Mision Inn hotel, will have lots of clams, music, wine and beer so if you are a clam lover and have a chance, head south and be a part of the record. Water pipe update. Water officials say they are working to get the water pipe from Tijuana to Ensenada working well again Football is finally here. Catch all your favorite teams at Plan B. KM. 22 Ens-Tij Toll Road Baja, Mexico but that now they have only managed to get 11 gallons per second running through it. This water pipe project, which is seven months behind now, is supposed to bring about 80 gallons of water per second to Ensenada. Lobster season begins. This past 16th of September gave start to the lobster season. Fisherman are happy this year because it is expected that lots of big lobsters are going to be available because of El Niño. This weather phenomenon warms up the waters and this improves the growth of the lobster. This makes other species like abalone unhappy but the lobsters love it. The head of the state CONTINUED ON PAGE 11
8.COM September 21 th, 2015 Calendar of Events All prices are in U.S. dollars unless otherwise noted. ROSARITO Every Sunday 4pm. Cultural Sundays in the park, featuring local Mexican and American dancers and musicians. At the IMAC in Abelardo L. Rodriguez park, west of Banamex. Different themes every Sunday. Sometimes food booths, other times vendors with food carts. Facebook IMAC Rosarito. Free. Every Second Wednesday (except December). 2pm. Friends of the Library meeting at main library of IMAC building next to Abelardo Rodríguez Park. Promotes reading and literacy in Rosarito. www. friendsofthelibrary.com.mx. Carmen Dominguez, 661-612-3659. friendsofthelibraryrb@gmail.com Every Third Wednesday (except December). 10am. Flying Samaritans meeting at Villas del Mar clubhouse on free road 2 miles south of Rosarito. Volunteers provide free health services and clinics. www.flyingsamaritansrosarito. org. Susan Smith, 661-100-6066, U.S. 858-240-2360. susansmithz@hotmail.com Every Wednesday, 12:00 pm. Writer s Workshop at Eden Restaurant, (next to Cruz Roja Thrift Store). Published and unpublished writers welcome! Bring samples (3-7 pages) of your work to share. Marsh Cassady: marshcassady@yahoo.com. Every Third Wednesday (except December). 2-4pm. Bingo at Oceana Grill & Cafe, Blvd. Benito Juárez #907-24. Great prizes, 6 different games. Benefits Flying Samaritans. www.flyingsamaritansrosarito.org. Susan Smith, 661-100-6066, U.S. 858-240-2360. susansmithz@hotmail. com Every Second Thursday. 10am. Cruz Roja volunteers general meeting at Rosarito Beach Hotel. Provides assistance in case of accidents or disasters. www.cruzrojarosarito.org.mx. Rosie Pena, 664-976-0613, U.S. 619-621-0292. wosiepena@ yahoo.com Every Wednesday. 1pm. Writer s Workshop. Eden Restaurant, behind Waldo s and Cruz Roja Thrift Shop in central Rosarito. Learning, sharing, supporting and networking. Bring samples of your work Every Third Thursday. 9am. General Meeting for FRAO, Foreign Residents Assistance Office. Open to the public. Usually held at the Rosarito Beach Hotel, with parking validated. Sometimes held at other local sites. Breakfast occasionally provided, but always available. Different speakers brought in to inform or address issues of concern to foreigners living in Mexico. frao@rosarito. org Every Friday. 4pm. Spanish class main library, by IMAC, in Abelardo Rodriguez park behind BanaMex. Beginner level class with Sylvia. Free but donation appreciated. Every First Saturday. 10am. United Society of Baja California (USBC) general meeting at Casa Blanca Restaurant, Rosarito Beach Hotel. Good info for the English speaking community of charitable, community service and social organizations. www. unitedsocietyofbaja.org. Judy Westphal, 661-614-1113. jawmem@msn.com Every First Saturday. Noon-sundown. Open Studio Art Walk, a free tour of galleries in Rosarito Beach Hotel commercial center. Meet artists at work in their studios. pacothepainter@hotmail.com Every Third Saturday. 1pm. USBC, United Society of Baja California, monthly Potluck dinner, held at La I ve thought about running away more times as an adult than as a child. Maroma Sports Bar, across from Burger King. Different theme evey month. 50/50 raffle. Live entertainment at most events. Free for members and guests. Membership only $15 USD per year. Beverages ordered from the Bar at reduced Club prices. Every single day. AA Grupo Gringo meets daily in their meeting hall, #16 Mar Meditteraneo (two blocks behind Hotel Brisas del Mar). Meetings: Saturday, 3:00; Sunday, Monday, Thursday: 10:00 am; Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday: 6:00 pm. Additional meetings in Cantamar (just south of the footbridge) Tuesday and Friday, 10:00 am.. For more information, 661-614-1678. August 26, Wednesday, 5:00 9:00 pm. Sabor de Baja White Attire Party and Culinary Competition at the Rosarito Beach Hotel garden. Showcasing Baja s top chefs paired with Mexican wines and craft beers. $65, tickets are limited, and all guests MUST wear white. Price includes all food and drink pairings. entertainment by Maryam Malak. Tickets at Extreme Hair Salon (cash only), Rosarito Bea1ch Hotel (cash or credit card), and the Mi Casa Supper Club during business hours (cash, check or credit card), or through PayPal at Sabordebaja@ gmail.com. Must be 21 years of age. Information: www. facebook.com/sabordebaja, 664-609-3459. September 24, Thursday, 5:00 pm USBC Restaurant Tour to Claudius Winery, Rosarito s only winery; 3722 Sharp Blvd (off the free road near the Sharp building). Three course dinner accompanied by wines, and tour: $15. (Tip not included). RSVP by September 21. Seating is limited. Sandi Eddahbi at seddahbi@aol. com. September 23. Wednesday. Advanced Acting Class at Rosarito Theater Guild, downtown Rosarito one block south of Elektra, behind Comex. $15/members; $20 non-members, special child rates. Reservations required; no purchases at the event. Information: Oswell Melton, email: omelton@aol.com; phone: MX: 661-119-9214; US 1-619-356-6454. September 24-27. Thursday to Sunday. Trip to Tequila, Mexico. Arrangements being made by Scot Richardson of Once Upon a Time in Rosarito. September 24, Thursday, 11:00 AM, Friends of the Library Texas Hold Em poker tournament. Doors open at 10:00 am. Reservations Required! New location at Mi Casa Supper Club in San Antonio Del Mar.Go to www. friendsofthelibrary.com.mx. $30 buy-in. 48 player max. Information: Dave Merino, MX: 664-904-3106 or US: 1-619-800-7941. September 25-27. Friday to Sunday. The Smell of the Kill at Rosarito Theater Guild. downtown Rosarito. Matinee on Sunday at 2pm. Friday and Saturday performances are at 7pm.Cines Rio building, 76 Benito Juarez Blvd, Rosarito. Members: $12; Non-members: $15. Tickets through PayPal (credit cards) or at the box office (cash). September 26 Saturday, 1:00 4:00 pm. Blues Against Hunger Food Drive at Paradise Cove Bar and Grill (km 36 on the free road). Featuring the Wild Pack ATM Band and the Baja All-Star Borrachos blues band. Free entrance with donation of any non-perishable food item. Benefits 60 local needy families. August 30, Sunday, 9:00 am. Wateke Baja Sand and Social. At Rosarito Beach Hotel. Culmination of the sand castle contest and beach games: futbol, basketball, volleyball, surfing and a bike fun ride. Nighttime entertainment, 5:00 pm 10:00 pm. Donation 50 pesos. www.facebook.com/wateke Baja Sand. September 24-27. Thursday to Sunday. Trip to Tequila, Mexico. Arrangements being made by Scot Richardson of Once Upon a Time in Rosarito. September 25. Friday. Food and Wine Expo 2015 at La Candalaria Hall in Tijuana, 5pm September 25. Friday. Baja California Orchestra performance of classical music at City Hall, Rosarito, 7pm September 25. Friday. San Diego Padres Fiesta at the Park at Petco Park, San Diego. Presentation of Mexican culture with mariachis, folklorico and flamenco dancers, Lucha Libre Exhibition (yes Luche Libre!!!), Live DJ, and food & drink. Watch the presentation and then stay for the Padres game. September 26. Saturday. 10 am. Rosarito to Ensenada Bicycle Ride starts on Benito Juarez Blvd, in front of Rosarito Beach Hotel. This family-friendly bike ride is held twice a year. Some ride to compete, but most ride for fun. Big end-of-ride-party in Ensenada. September 30 to October 3. Wednesday to Saturday. 6th Annual Mariachi & Ballet Folklorico Festival, people s choice competition and workshops, held at the Rosarito Beach Hotel. The two time Grammy Award winning mariachi divas, workshops, and cocktails with the stars. October 1 November. Saturday-Sunday. KatrinaFest IMAC Park, Rosarito October 1-3. 8am. Mariachi y Ballet Folklorico Festival/Workshops. Rosarito Beach Hotel. 6th Annual October 3. Saturday. 11am to 7pm. Pacific BeachFest and 1st Annual San Diego Craft Beer Garden. Enjoy an action packed day at the beach with live music, a 5k fun run, volleyball, surf contest. 858-273-3303. October 2-4. Friday-Sunday. EnTijuanaArte Art Event Cecut, Tijuana and competitions between U.S. and Mexican mariachis, singing and dancing. (661) 100 6066 or (858) 240 2360 or Facebook it again. October 7, Wednesday, 1:00 pm The Great Cookie Wars Flying Samaritans monthly luncheon at Las Rocas Resort. Five local bakers vie for the title of best cookie maker in Baja. $15 includes luncheon and cookies. A $1.00 donation allows you to perhaps alter the judges decision by voting for your favorite cookie. RSVP: Susan Smith: email: Susansmithz@hotmail.com; phone: 1-858- 240-2360. October 10 to 11. Saturday to Sunday. Baja Culinary Fest Tijuana, Revolution Avenue, between 8th and 9th. Oct 14-18 Tijuana Tequila Expo Festival Tijuana, stay tuned for more info. October 18, Soup s On, Cruz Roja benefit luncheon. More later October 23. Friday. International Music Festival Allegro at Rosarito Beach Hotel, free. October 24, Baja Spay and Neuter Event. More later October 28, Directing Class at Rosarito Theatre. More later. October 31. Saturday. Zombie 5K Run, 4pm Parque Morales October TBD. Battle of the Bands. Prizes will include: Recording Studio Time, Custom CD Replication, Musical Instruments, Cash and prizes provided by sponsors. November 19, Friends of the Library Texas Hold Em Poker Tournament. More later. November 20 & 21, Cruz Roja Damas Christmas Bazaar. More later December 2, Flying Sams monthly luncheon, White Elephant Gift Exchange. More later December 5, Friends of the Library Holiday Home CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE
September 21 th, 2015.COM 9 Tou. More later December 5 Saturday, 6:00 pm USBC Holiday Ball at Rosarito Beach Hotel. $30 per person (tables of 8 or 10 available). Music by Pachuco Blues. Rose Dillon: 661-120-4491. 2015holidayball@gmail.com; Annie Saravera: anastasiia.mx@gmail.com. December 12. Saturday. 8pm. Mariachi Vargas Baja California Center ENSENADA Every Monday. 7pm. Ceart Cine Club. Films about dance with Billy Elliot April 13, Five Dances April 20, Desert Dancer April 27. English with Spanish subtitles. Foro Experimental of Centro Estatal de las Artes (CEART) on Blvd. Costero (Lázaro Cárdenas) & Av. Club Rotario. Free. CEART, 646-173-4307. Every First & Third Wednesday. 10:30am. Club Compañeros de Baja Norte general meeting at clubhouse on Calle Mazatlán #256 in Fracc. Acapulco, 1 mile south of Ensenada. Lunch $6 donation. Multicultural, multilingual, nonprofit service and social club. Nancy McKee, 646-174-5011, U.S. 619-207-4325. cdbcnm@ gmail.comevery Fourth Thursday. Red Hat Society Sabor de Baja 2015 Is Another Success Althouogh it was hotter than hell, it was sold out. Tents next year. That s a must Bo Bendana and Dennis Sein, owners of Mi Casa Supper Club, pulled off another successful finale to summer. Participanting restaurants in the Sabor de Baja event were set up and ready for the sold out crowd and they were enthusiastic in describing their offerings. The event was hotter than last year and we re not just talking about the weather. 300 whiteattired guests wined and dined on the talented concoctions of 20 chefs from 20 wineries/ breweries. This year s judges were TV host, chef, and author Porter Brooks; author and food blogger Anita Lau; Michelin-star chef and restauranteur Drew Deckman; food blogger Michael Gardiner, and an enologist (wine guy,) from Valle de Guadalupe, Marco Antonio Amador. BY REN DRAKE HILL First Place was awarded to Sabor first-timer Latitude 32 and chef Mareos Martin for his Mayan black ceviche, made with recada negro, habanero oil, red onion and cilantro. The paired wine was Cassiopea 2014 Sauvignon Blanc from Vinos el Cielo. Second place was given to Savieros chef Brito and his Risotto in wine sauce with sundried tomatoes and crispy deep-fried lamb chicharon. Vincola Regional de Ensenadas provided the 2014 Nebiollo surcorojo/cabernet blend pairing. Third place went to La Caza Club and Chef Aviles with his sautéed pig s collar taco, with arugula, fig, goat cheese and almonds. Cerveza Insurgentes Tiniebla Witbeer, brewed with coriander and orange peel (available in TJ and SD) was a brilliant MARTINEZ ARTS 5% OFF with this ad We Offer Custom: Iron Work Kitchen Cabinets Woodwork Chandeliers Entry Gates Hacienda Style Front Doors Furniture Interior Doors Light Fixtures Staircases Closets And More Send us your proyects (Pictures And Dimensions) to give you a quote. martinezartsinc@hotmail.com Call: (011 52) 661 612 4499 Follow us in Facebook: Martinez Arts Inc Visit Our Showroom In Rosarito. Free Road Tij-Ens KM. 40.5 lunch at various local restaurants. Tillie Foster, cell 646-171-5292. bajaqueentillie@gmail.comevery Friday. 7:30-9:30pm. Live world and cultural music at El Callejón Colectivo Culinario, Floresta #320 near southern Blvd. Costero extension, Fracc. Acapulco, 1 1/2 miles south of Ensenada. Free. Performer schedule with Alex O., cell 646-101-0812. anlof9@gmail.com Every Friday 7:30 pm. Live music at El Callejon Colectivo Culinario; Floresta #320, Fracc. Acapulco, Ensenada. Alex Orendain, anlof9@gmail.com, 646-120- 8004; www.elcallejoncolectivoculinario.com. September 25. Friday. Papas and Beer Birthday Celebration. 646-174-0145 or Cellular 6461854345. September 25 27, Friday Sunday, 8:00 am 11:30 pm. Baja Seafood Expo at the Port of Ensenada, at the Culture pairing. The People s Choice was awarded to Navio and Chef Rodriguez with a sublime Bluefin tuna tostada, paired with Legado Seis 2014 Sauvignon Blanc. I found it harder to judge wines against one another this year as so many were blends of two to five grape varieties. I m a conservative imbiber (not that I m voting for Carly Fiorina), but I drink less than one bottle of wine per week. Pairing 15 to 20 wines (and beer) is 7 to 10 glasses of wine, or one glass for every three or four bites of food. This could have been a recipe for disaster; the hottest day of the summer, with no shade, and four hours of all-the-wine-onecan-drink,before we all drive home. They might think about shade tents white tents, to keep with the theme. Guests shouldn t be toppling over before the fourth booth. This year tickets sold out three weeks before the event. If you missed out (or even if you didn t) the 2016 Sabor de Baja and White Attire Party will be August 31, so mark your calendars for early ticket purchase now. If you haven t attended, you are missing out on the social event of the year., and Science Museum (across from the Riviera, near cruise ship terminal). More than 200 seafood restauranteurs, experts, and producers. Free. Information: 52-646-120-2677 or www.bajaaseafoodexpo.com. October 10. Saturday. 8am. Plastic VolleyBall Tournament at Estero Beach Hotel. Volleyball is back, in October, family style. Proceeds to the Baja Scholarship Fund. Contact Davek@plasticclothing.com with questions or to help/get involved or register at: http:// plasticclothing.com/plastic-caps/estero-volleyball October 16 to 18. Friday to Sunday. Festival de Trova Coincidir, at Pena Cafe Coincidir. 21 concerts in 3 days. Information 646-137-7817 or 646-195-4463. October 17. Saturday. 7am to 8pm. Baja Endurance 100K Run, Ensenada., Pssst! Wanna Build An Oceanfront Resort? Project: Land in Rosarito between Las Ventanas and Cantamar is on the block for a mere $27/sq ft. Ideal for resort, now that resort property is selling like hot cakes. Contact Alfredo Aragon, Tels (01 81) 8381-3323, 1806-8164,. bienesraices@publivalle.com. Sabor de Baja was a sell out, even though everyone had to sit out in the sun the entire afternoon THE LOWDOWN ON SENTRI... continued from page 4 in the Standard lane may endure wait times of five hours. During the weekday, average wait time is still 60-90 minutes in these lanes, so be sure to fill up at the pump if you re headed through a Standard lane. And go to the bathroom first. The Readylane is a faster way to go than the Standard lanes because CBP officers do not need to type in cardholder information. Driving in the Readylane is 10 to 15 seconds faster per vehicle than the Standard lane. Imagine it s 4th of July, and you and your friends have been partying at Papas and Beer. The weekend is over and everyone is hungover, tired and desperate to get home. It s one o clock in the afternoon, and somebody checks the San Ysidro border wait times from the website www.apps. cbp.gov. In this scenario you re likely to hear four hours to cross in Standard lanes, 120 minutes in Readylane and only thirty minutes for SENTRI?! Sign me up! 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10.COM September 21 th, 2015 Quinceaneras Godparents Needed We ll explain what that is A quinceanera is the Mexican equivalent of a Sweet 16 party, or Bat Mitzvah, or coming out party, but on steroids. Think of it less as a birthday party, and more like a wedding and reception. This isn t merely a birthday party, but the most important day in a young woman s life, as she leaves her childhood behind and becomes a woman eligible for grown up, er, activities. Many families save for many years so they can provide their daughters with the Quinceanera of their dreams. However, 15 15 year olds and 15 families here in Rosarito Beach are in despair because they just couldn t save the money to grant their daughters those dreams. Everyone, individuals and clubs, are invited to participate in the solution they came up with. Normally, each girl celebrates her own personal quinceanera where she gets all the attention, but to save costs, 15 girls will share their big day with each other and throw one big party with a limit of 30 guests each. This is in addition to their sponsoring godfather and godmother they are looking for. That s a big party of 495 people. Are you ready to become a godparent? The party will be held this coming February 16 which sounds like a long way off, but there is much to do, and anyway, all the girls have to turn 15. Many items have already been donated, including the dresses BY REN DRAKE HILL and hair/make-up services. Other items needed include (for each girl), a bouquet, a crown, personal cake, jewelry, high heel shoes, and other personal items, plus table and room decorations. Each girl will select the color/theme for her table. Also needed are a photographer, videographer, band, DJ or live music; food and drink, and a venue that will hold 500 people. Wooden Horizontal Duo Shades Roman Shades Motorized Systems 10% OFF Carpet Laminated Flooring Synthetic Grass in roller shades screen Valid thru Sept. 2015 Ph. (661) 100-2186. Showroom: Blvd. Benito Juarez #16-A, Rosarito Across from Bonanova Hospital FOR SALE BY OWNER Rosarito Beach. Excellent location, KM. 33 across Las Palmas condominiums on East side of Blvd. Popotla. Main house 2 bd/1 bath; outside is a 3/4 bath and storage unit; additional structure is ideal for a business (we used it as a kitchen/rec room). Upstairs is a studio apartment with balcony and ocean views. 249,000 USD/OBO. dianabusk@gmail.com There are not many venues in Rosarito that large, so it will be a short search. Time to step up local hotels! And of course, monetary donations are always welcome. If you have a talent or connection for anything on the above list, please contact the organizers Don t Risk Jail Time in Mexico! Federal law requires drivers in Mexico to have a minimum of $300,000 Liability Insurance 3 Days Liability Ins. Only $39 dlls 1Year Liability Ins. Only $189 dlls www.insuranceinbaja.com Ph. (664) 158-0472 In the Rosarito Beach Hotel strip mall on Benito Juarez Blvd. by their November 11 deadline with your information, logo, and brief description of what you can contribute. Please help make this a special day for these girls to remember forever. For additional information: Sara Vega: saraenmovimiento@ hotmail.com. Phone: 661-850- 4855; or Maggie Ruiz: phone: 1-619-371-1784., WHAT S GOING ON IN THIS... continued from page 5 We are manufacturers of Shutters & Rollers 23 yrs Exp. - FREE Estimates criteria. They re based on socioeconomic factors. Trottier explained that thanks to the visa rule the Canadian government has saved CAD $500 million annually in refugee processing costs, choosing not to go into how much in social benefit costs Canada has saved. Mexico steps up to the plate. It was a big step for Mexico when President Enrique Peña Nieto announced in September last year that the Mexican military will participate in international peacekeeping operations conducted by the United Nations. Yesterday, that big step materialized in a rather small way: turns out a total of two soldiers will join a UN peacekeeping force in Lebanon in November. Mexico goes English. Mexico will be a bilingual country within 10 to 20 years, the new Secretary of Education has forecast. Aurelio Nuño Mayer said the federal government is working on the creation of a national English program in order to reach that goal. English is the language through which we can all communicate; it is a tool and a fundamental part of professional development and modernization, he said. Kids are supposed to learn it now, but they don t, largely because the teachers don t know it. Estimates of the number of Mexicans who speak or understand English run between 2% and 5%, a situation that represents a great cost to the country s competitiveness internationally, said Mayer. This brings me to one of my favorite jokes. Question: what do you call a monolingual person? Answer: American He expressed alarm earlier this year that teaching English was not a priority in a country whose major trading partners are English-speaking. He cited some figures to make his point: 80% of basic education graduates those who complete primary and secondary levels have no knowledge of English at all, and in only 48% of Mexico s universities is English a mandatory course. Nor do businesses allocate any resources for training staff in English. It is a subject that has been abandoned not only by the government, but by the private sector as well. He observed that workers who can speak English can earn 28% to 50% more than those who do not. Mother of all tamales. People in New Mexico are claiming they have cooked the world s longest Storage space starting from $50 monthly Now offering moving services! KM 40.5 Free Road in Rosarito Ph. (661) 614 1642 US. (619) 797 8097 bajastorage@hotmail.com www.bajapublicstorage.com There comes a time in every day that no matter the question, the answer is wine Free Some Space @ Home!! Office Hours: 9am-5pm Closed Wednesday Gate Hours 8am-6pm Everyday tamale. A team of more than 30 chefs did it to celebrate the state s heritage. Well, it s a fake heritage, we are the real deal and we should be the ones to build this tamale. These imposters claim they built a 116 foot, 7 inch long tamale at the fairgrounds in Belen New Mexico. It took 120 pounds of masa and 50 pounds of green chile. A local manufacturer of home improvement material designed a special steamer out of aluminum to cook the tamale in. The team plans to submit continued on page 12 Subscribe!! or we ll throw the kitty under the bus Go to page 4
September 21 th, 2015.COM 11 MARIACHIS AND FOLK... continued from page 6 If you love Mexican culture, fabulous music, and great entertainment as well as satisfying your need to support wonderful causes, then you must set aside the dates of October 2nd and 3rd. Get a group together and spend a couple of days improving your musical life and knowledge. The classes for the students are $100 for each student. October 1st Cocktails with the Stars is 7-9 pm and costs $25 per person. October 2nd International Concert 6-10 pm is $15 per person the towns that give away free balloon rides to the so called reporters. ) But this one is being tossed around a lot on social media and it has almost 15,000 views at press time so it s worth mentioning. Ensenada made second place on the top 10 and the author starts by quoting John Vogel from BajaWine.info: In Ensenada, you have everything that a major city could have but it s still a small family town. We don t have everything. We don t have water anymore, but hopefully this will be fixed in a couple months. The article is definitely worth the read, shining a light on 10 other places that even if you don t want to retire there are definitely worth visiting., THE LOWDOWN ON SENTRI... continued from page 9 ers with no minimum crossings required. Membership lasts five years, and costs $122.25 at the writing of this article. Applicants will need to allow a background check against criminal, law enforcement, customs, immigration and terrorist indices, a 10 fingerprint law enforcement check, and a personal interview with a CBP officer. People ineligible for the program include convicted Happy Hour Mon-Friday 2-6 PM Caesar Salad $9 Ribeye Steak $16 Risoto with shrimp $8 On the old Splash location KM 52 Free Road Rosarito-Ensenada felons, anyone convicted of any criminal offense, or people who have previously violated customs immigration or agriculture laws. As easy as it is to become a SENTRI member, it s just as easy to have membership revoked, be fined or even face imprisonment. SENTRI and Customs regulations are often the same, so if you violate a SENTRI rule, you may be breaking the law. Keep in mid that customs laws are federal laws, and they apply regardless of what state you come from or from where you leave the country. A few examples of SENTRI / Customs violations CONTINUED ON PAGE 12 Wine improves with age. I improve with wine October 3rd International Competition 10 am to 4 pm is $10 per person All events except the classes (which are at the Boys and Girls Club) are at the Rosarito Beach Hotel. To support the Boys and Girls Club and/or to inquire about tickets, email Rosy Torres at rosymtorres@hotmail.com or call for information at 661-850-1773., QUE PASA IN BAJA?... continued from page 7 fishing office, Matias Arjona, also said that at this moment lobster has reached an excellent price on international markets. Surfers lost and found. Three American surfers travelling south of San Quintin were unaccounted for for a couple days giving a huge scare to their families back in the States. Social media was flooded with images of the surfers for a day or two but they were found safe and sound just a couple days later. It turns out their truck got stuck in the mud because of heavy rains in a deserted area with no cell phone reception but they managed to get to a nearby ranch where local people fed them and gave them shelter for a night and helped them get their truck out of the mud. Turns out they are fine and very thankful to the Mexican family that came to their rescue. You made the right choice. If you retired in Ensenada that is. We recently made it on another one of those bull shit lists of best places to retire in Mexico, published in a finance blog called munknee.com. (We re pretty sure the winner of those contests are David Flores david@gringogazette.com Cell (624) 121-1214
12.COM September 21 th, 2015 Mexican Border Crossing News Listen up, or don t come whining to us when you get snagged at the border BY REN DRAKE HILL Many of us in northern Baja travel back to the States often. Many of us participate in bus trips organized by social groups here. Many travelers were surprised recently upon returning to their homes in Baja through San Ysidro. This is yet another reminder to keep your Mexican documents with you at all times. We all remember to carry our passport, passport card, or Sentri when we re knocking on the Ocean View Private Homes From $129K Single Story Gated Community Terrace, Patio, BBQ pit 2&3bd/2bth door of the U.S., but we also must remember our Mexican visas or immigration status cards (or FM3 booklet), for our return to Mexico. Buses, especially those returning south Monday through Thursday, are apt to be stopped, compelling riders to go through customs before walking across the border to join their bus on the other side. If you don t have your valid visa with you, you are asked, (required, actually), to fill out new paperwork, which could compromise your current residency status. And even cars going south are more closely watched now, with some being stopped and you better be able to pony up your Mexican paper work. And walking? Don t walk in without it, for sure, for sure. In most cases, a color copy of both sides of your temporary or permanent residency card will suffice. Carry it! Always, when you re border hopping. In other border news, Mexico s National Immigration Institute, in their infinite wisdom and in order to make border crossings easier and faster, has made it possible to buy the 180 day (6 month) FMM traveler s visa online. Purchase may be made by credit or debit card and then you can print out a document to show as proof of payment at your border crossing of choice. Once it s been approved and you printed it out, you have 30 days in which to initially use the document which is stamped upon entering Mexico the first Ph. 646 155 07 29 KM 57. La Fonda Exit www.plazadelmar.com.mx time. Website: www.inm.gob.mx/ fmme/publico/solicitud.html. Unfortunately, as with all Mexican government stuff, the website and form is in Spanish, without translation. However, you can check the box at the bottom of the instructions to bring up the form, which is easily translatable if you know even rudimentary Spanish. (Uno mas cerveza does not count). You can also run it through Google translate., La Mision Rentals & Sales Ph. 760-250-7055 www.bajatom.com bajatomk58@gmail.com Houses for Rent from $300 month Lots for Sale from $20K Houses for Sale from $50K WHAT S GOING ON IN THIS... continued from page 10 all the required documentation to Guinness World Records to get official recognition for the achievement. According to Guinness World Records, the longest tamale assembled was in Cancún, in 2011 and measured a little longer than 66 feet. Geeze, only 66 feet, we got our ass whipped., THE LOWDOWN ON SENTRI... continued from page 11 include, but are not limited to: if your car is not registered with SENTRI while driving in the SENTRI lane, if passengers in your vehicle are non-members, but you are, if you make a false declaration, or if you import large amounts of alcohol / tobacco products without paying the required duty to name a few. For additional examples, pick up a Know Before You Go Brochure at the SENTRI enrollment Super Special! SENIORS 50% OFF YOUR CHECK* showing this ad Located Inside office at the San Ysidro border crossing. Although my Global Entry membership was revoked it was reinstated after an extensive interview. Supervising CBP officer Gonzalez emphasized to me how important it is to follow the rules at all times. If I violate a SENTRI regulation again I will never be able to regain membership, so be aware of all rules and regulations before driving into the SENTRI lane, or crossing the border at all. For more information on SEN- TRI and border crossing, visit http://www.cbp.gov. To apply for SENTRI, visit https://goes-app. cbp.dhs.gov. For assistance with applying visit the San Ysidro SENTRI Enrollment Office at 795 East San Ysidro Blvd.; near the pedestrian exit at the San Ysidro Port of entry. Walk-in help is available Monday Friday from 8 a.m 4 p.m., *Restrictions apply. Valid only on El Meson Restaurant. Open 3PM to 10PM Only on orders for adults 55 or older. One coupon per customer. Not valid on lobster, steaks or molcajetes. Valid thru October 2015.
September 21 th, 2015.COM 13 MARTINEZ ARTS We Offer Custom: Iron Work Woodwork Entry Gates Front Doors Interior Doors Staircases Kitchen Cabinets Chandeliers Hacienda Style Furniture Light Fixtures Closets And More Send us your proyects (Pictures And Dimensions) to give you a quote. martinezartsinc@hotmail.com Call: (011 52) 661 612 4499 Follow us in Facebook: Martinez Arts Inc Visit Our Showroom In Rosarito. Free Road Tij-Ens KM. 40.5 When Did This Happen? You have to squint to see that these bake sale ladies are all Mexicans. Up until very recently Mexican senoras would wear nice dresses, and you would rarely see them in pants. Now they nearly all nearly all the time wear pants. Here, they re even decked out in jeans and T shirts at a fund raising bake sale. When this cultural change happened, it came in a rush. Gosh, are we Gringos responsible for this?